June 9, 2014

Question everything

I am an inquisitive person; maybe that is why I majored in Journalism in college (don't do it kids!). I question just about everything and today it occurred to me, I may not be the only one. 

Here are a few on the top of my list:


  • How I could have purchased thousands of bobby pins and hair ties in my life, but seem to only be able to find one or two at any given time.
  • How people can smoke on a motorcycle. Hello, ash-eyes anyone?
  • How Starbucks' baristas manage to misspell my name every time - it's ERIN!
  • How without fail, white pants or shirt = stain before leaving the house.
  • How I can be 34 and still have pimples. 
  • How anyone with a penis can possibly think its OK to cut a hamburger, order a fruity cocktail or wear glasses without lenses. 
  • How I can always - and I mean always - be hot!
  • How people can go an entire day without using the F word. 
  • How anyone can possibly like reading to their kids. 
  • How I can still manage to quote Seinfeld at least once a day. 


These are just a few - what do you question?






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